Monday, April 28, 2003

As provided by Frmr. Congressman Jay Johnson (Buffoon-Green Bay):

HOW NOT TO BECOME A CABINET SECRETARY:

1. Allow yourself to become widely viewed as an unemployed air-headed idiot.

2. Get kicked out of your cushy incumbency-protected congressional seat by one eighth of the state's populace.

3. Lobby for the job loudly and publicly.

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